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Digital Freelance

$22/hr for professional digital development, consulting and support. Video, Audio, Web, Design.

20 years of experience as a professional independent digital developer. Full stack web development, digital design, security consulting, and tech support are just some of the services I can provide.  If you want to say hi, just click over here.

Information Security Certification

Last week I successfully completed the Information Security Certification program from Saylor Academy. I have decades of experience with computers and networks but this course was still very challenging. Saylor says: We will look into such topics as fundamentals of...

How Alabama does not make the CFP

In my continuing quest to manipulate big data, college football has proven to be the most entertaining experiment. The nature of the "College Football Playoff selection committee" division is chaos. The one constant has been the Alabama Crimson Tide. Last weekend,...

Why the F*ck are you Punting on Fourth and Two!

Football has always been the ultimate man's man, chain of command, defeat your enemy, and follow the leader kinda sport.  Violent imagery - shotguns, throwing bombs, and scrimmages  abound and hearken to our most warlike tendencies.  I myself, as a lil' pup, suffered...

Code Like Poetry

For the first time in a few years I started writing some code from scratch a few weeks ago. I was using PHP and a MySQL database to create a totally unique and original code base without other peoples libraries or example code, platform, etc. It was a very enjoyable...

PigSkin Prognosticator – The Video

An App to Pick NFL Games Against the Spread When the NFL season started I created this PHP/MySQL based system to pick NFL games against the spread. At first it was less than successful, but as it continues to accumulate data it continues to improve. Last week it broke...

Bad Ass Water

Lets say that I have access to a lot of clean, potable, water and I want to sell it. On the bottle, I want to say – BadAss Water Cures dehydration! Since I am not a doctor, and have not commissioned my own studies, that I can submit using the official forms; I am not...

Time makes sense, but only in small increments.

Since the other day, when the new world order lizard men made me change my clocks and cost me an hour of sweet, precious sleep; I've been thinking about time. It's easy to think about the time periods of our own lives, the eras that we lived through. It gets a little...

The SouthWestern East

I heard someone say the obviously ridiculous title of this video and I was working on a particular piece of music; short story long, I got his peanut butter mixed with the chocolate in my head... As I listened to the song I was creating over and over again ( as one...

Custom Photo Slideshows

Original music, custom designed, professionally created, slideshows. One of the coolest projects I do on the reg is creating original custom slideshows from people's photos.  Sure there are slideshow apps out there so you can roll your own slideshow, but they produce...

Ain’t Never Gonna Leave

This is one of my favorite projects ever. Back when I was still doing web-dev for a living I came across this spoken word recording of Lonnie Ray Atkins talking about his home-place, how he took his wife home to die there, and now how the bankers and police were...

Download Some Free, Royalty Free MP3s

Use this free, royalty free music however you want to use it Sometimes I create what I think is really cool, original, music for projects that for one reason or another just don't take off. In the spirit of lighting a candle instead of cursing the darkness I decided...

Free Patriotic Red White and Blue Video Background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQxU9XWIl48 This is a very patriotic video background I made - kinda like the ones you see behind those Fox News bimbos; you know what I mean. If you want a version of it without my "cable news overlay" just shoot me a message and I'll...

Facebook Colored Status Backgrounds

Note: This was originally posted on my "business site" that I am phasing out... Yo, Facebook, I'm really happy for you. I like your colored status backgrounds, but I've got some of the best colored status backgrounds of all time! From what we read, Facebook decided to...

Client Branding Design

As a designer there is really nothing better than when a client says - you're the professional, you come up with whatever you think is the best way to present our brand visually... That does not happen often, but when it does it usually results in better results :)...

Original Music – StillU

This is some audio that I created for the soundtrack of a clients video. I retained the rights to post it to show off my skillz, so here it is, such as it is.

Photo Fun – Photoshop is my favorite video game…

For years, every time some one asked me what my favorite video game was I would say Photoshop. While I guess that is somewhat disingenuous since it is not technically a game it is my favorite digital activity. If I had to pick a game I would say 2k, but I digress.......